I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
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she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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