My first STD was from a foam party
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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