well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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