let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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