He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
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Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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