we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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