Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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