shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Bring me that man meat
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
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Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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