just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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