Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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