I just made out with a guy for $7.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
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He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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