Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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