If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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