I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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