Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
this is an emotional support booty call
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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