but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
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My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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