I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
this boner is exhausting
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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