I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I'm both gender and math confused
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