Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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