I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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