Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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