I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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