do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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