She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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