ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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