my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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