ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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