Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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