you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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