yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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