You made me cry and you don't even care
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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