Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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