what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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