I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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