Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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