Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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