And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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