No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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