plz talk dirty to me
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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