some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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