It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
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She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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