Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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