You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
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i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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