I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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