Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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