Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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