It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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