so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
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Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize