talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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