I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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