So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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